Snail March

So, there's a march for snails rights and I am pretty sure the snails know I love them and would never want to hurt them so they are holding it on my walk way. I know this because it honestly took me 6 minutes to walk up to my door. We have 27 little camouflaged snails in various places along our walk way, its like walking through landmines or laser fields to avoid stepping on them! I am really scared to come back tonight in the dark and might just have to go through the back door because if I hear that little 'crunch' under my feet I will probably start crying and Heather won't be here to comfort me. Snail death is everywhere, people, be cautious!